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Harry Potter Jokes Q & A:
Q. Why doesn’t snape teach herbology?
A. Because his lily died.
Q. What do you call two Quidditch players who share a dorm?
A. Broom-mates.
Q. What do you call a Hufflepuff with one brain cell?
A. Gifted.
Q. Why is Garrick Ollivander never home?
A. He’s a wanderer!
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Q. How does Harry Potter enter a door?
A. Through the Gryffin-door.
Q. What does Harry Potter have that Voldemort doesn’t?What does Harry Potter have that Voldemort doesn’t?
A. A nose!
Q. What do you call a Hufflepuff with two brain cells?
A. Pregnant.
A. Which Hogwarts master gets the blame for everything that goes wrong?Which Hogwarts master gets the blame for everything that goes wrong?
A. Professor Snapegoat!
Q. Why did the protons vote for Harry Potter to be president?
A. Because they didn’t want to elect Ron.
Q. Why did Crabbe and Goyle cross the road?
A. They were following Draco.
Q. You don’t get my Harry Potter jokes?
A. There must be some thing RON with you.
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Q. What is Aragog’s favourite day of the week?
A. Flyday!
Q. What did the comedian say to Harry Potter?
A. Why so Sirius?
Q. Why did Voldemort cross the road?
A. Because Harry Potter couldn’t stop him!
Q. Why did Death Eaters cross the road?
A. The Dark Lord ordered it.
Q. How does Voldemort keep his breath fresh?
A. Dementos!
Q. Why was Harry Potter sent to the office?
A. Because he was cursing in class.
Q. How can you tell if someone’s a pureblood?
A. Don’t worry – they’ll tell you soon enough!
Q. What is bigfoot’s favorite book?
A. Hairy Potter.
Q. Why does Voldemort prefer Twitter to Facebook?
A. Because he only has followers, not friends.
Q. Why doesn’t Voldemort have glasses?
A. Nobody nose.
Q. What’s the difference between a comma and Crookshanks?
A. A comma is a pause at the end of a clause, and Crookshanks has claws at the end of his paws.
Q. Where can you find Dumbledore’s Army?
A. Up his sleeve-y!
Q. Which side of a centaur has more hair?
A. The outside
Q. Why can’t Harry Potter tell the difference between the pot he uses to make potions and his best friend?
A. They’re both cauld ron.
Q. What do you call a Potterhead on a horse?
A. Harry Trotter.
Q. What do you call a postal carrier that can speak to packages?
A. A parcel tongue.
Q. What do wizards in Harry Potter use instead of laxatives?
A. Expellianus.
Q. What do you call a wizard with his hand in a thestral’s mouth?
A. A mechanic.
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Q. Why does Voldemort love Nagini so much?
A. Because she gives him hugs and hisses.
Q. Why is Mad-Eye Moody such a bad professor?
A. Because he can’t control his pupils.
Q. Why does Neville always use two bathroom stalls?
A. Because he has a Longbottom.
Q. What do you call an electrocuted Dark Lord?
A. A Volt-demort.
Q. What’s the most unrealistic thing about the Harry Potter books?
A. A ginger with two friends.
Q. Why did Lucius Malfoy cross the road twice?
A.Because he’s a double-crosser.